the fedora-wearing asshole in this comic is based off of a real former fb friend who made the stupidest facebook status about always being in the friendzone. needless to say I unfriended him.
I just love the enormous internet backlash lately against dudes who wear fedoras and talk about the friendzone. It just fills my little heart with so much joy.
“greg, your hands are shaking.”
“no they’re not.”
“hold out your hands.”
“they’ve been shaking ever since… i can’t really make it stop.”
“it’ll stop.”
csi: crime scene investigation, “play with fire” & “outside the box”.
obed-exe replied to your post: anxiety triggers
“don’t push me into things because you think they can fix me” Ugh. Fuck everyone, then they get mad, “I’m just trying to help.”
oh my god that
is
the
WORST.
like unless someone with social anxiety asks for help DON’T TRY TO HELP IT ONLY TURNS SITUATIONS INTO COMPLETE DISASTERS. it makes me want to cover myself in gasoline and leap into an active volcano.
only to find that not a single one of them had even saved.
- large social events in unfamiliar locations
- large social events
- unfamiliar locations
- social events
- events
- relationships
- the idea of relationships
- relationships where guys want to “fix” me
- people who want to “fix” me
- feeling looked down upon for not desiring relationships
- feeling looked down upon
- being smothered
- feeling like i am going to be smothered
- the feeling that someone has an ulterior motive
- being in my own skin
- feeling like a failure
- failure
- being unsure about the future
- the future
- being unsure
- i know myself better than anyone else don’t analyze me don’t suffocate me with advice don’t push me into things don’t think you can fix me i find my own solutions thank you very much.
